shoX on a Date

5 Things to do with a Shox while on a date:

Do use it during a romantic picnic
Do use while enjoying a cool beverage on a patio
Do use while on the beach catching rays
Do use poolside during flirtatious noodle fights
Do use to impress date's family/friends with your totally cool "James Bond" gadget

5 Things not to do while using your Shox on a date

Do Not slow dance when the Shox is extended in your front pocket
Do Not listen to Metallica's greatest hits during the "romantic" part of the evening
Do Not submerge Shox while frolicking in a Jacuzzi
Do Not use it to listen to your grade 5 piano recitals
Do Not use it to listen to Tony Little's rock hard abs audio workout.